Friday, July 17, 2009

i vote russell brand as president!


don't worry, i'm just kidding. and even if i put that vote forward, i seriously doubt it will get very far. the serious and older generations would all vote for some boring, bushy-browed, grey-haired politician instead. that is the sadness of life. on the other hand, here's the brightside! ITS HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i have been running free and wild :) what have i been up to, you ask? well...
nicoletta fetta face came over for a mega sleepover. went to see HARRY POTTER & THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE!!!!!! it was awesomeeeeeeeeee. we went on the first day of the movie's release like true hardcore, diehard HP fans. unlike some peeps. spent the whole night watching heaps of mad movies: He's just not that into you, Thirteen and Slumdog Millionaire, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. He's just that into you was okay, but I'm just either really good at guessing whats gonna happen or that movie was way too predictable. c'mon... we all knew that BEN was gonna cheat with Scarlett Johannson (ANNA). and the thing with ALEX, honestly i could see that he was gonna fall for GIGI. btw GIGI is unbelievably girly-stupid and thankgod she got matched with someone blunt and insensitive like ALEX. the only thing holding me back from shooting the screen everytime GIGI did something unbelievably completely inevitably STUPID was the fact that i would break my laptop and get into craploads of trouble.

thirteen
was CRAP. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAPPO. Slumdog Millionaire was interesting. the Jai Ho dancing was bloody hilarious!!!!! Jamal is really unemotional though which is weird.. cos usually the faces of tortured people are contorted in pain and they're yelling "I BEG YOU FOR MERCY!!!" but Jamal is like like... expressionless... wtf, i know. last but not least... 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'. FAR OUT RUSSELL BRAND should be the star of the movie not that sad loser who was Sarah's ex (even though he wrote a really mad puppet opera about Dracula). Russell Brand is bloody hilarious. gotta love his accent!!!!! he has a rather strange obsession with wearing short shorts though. hmm..

p.s. found this hilarious website. love the humour they use although it's american. *gasp* i know, i know... but you've gotta give it to them, they sure know how to kill time when your bored. heres the link, folks: http://www.cracked.com/

ta.

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