ok, you guys can guess from the title that this post is going to be veeeeeery 'interesting'
yesterday night, i went out with my family to have dinner at this chinese restaurant in burwood.
chan's garden restaurant...i think it was? so everybody was busy chomping on noodles when mum points out this really really really cute baby. she's got these browny-blonde hair, big brown eyes and she's wearing a cute pink beanie with a little bobble on top. not only that but she's giggling and smiling (OMG she has dimples too!) while her grandpa spoons her food. "awww..." everyone coos at her.
usually people would just talk about how cute she is and stuff. not my family though. they'd rather talk about the fact that she's a halfie and how halfie babies are soooo much cuter then 'normal' ones (plus how they look hotter when grown up). great, does that mean i'm ugly? maybe compared to halfies? :( so i zoned out for a bit, cos there was this cartoon in mandarin on the tv :)
when i come back to earth, the subject's changed. now it's about boyfriends. how did we get to this? hoping that none of it would affect me, i put my head down and pretended to be really intersted in the contents of my tea cup. dammit, plan A was ruined, as they wanted my opinion CRAP, its time for my back-up plan, SET PLAN B INTO MOTION IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....GO! urrhh...that would've worked if only i'd actually had a plan B.
last year my parents had this WHOLE lecture about not having a boyfriend until I was 18 and finished with my HSC. that's all gone down the bin right after the interesting conversation over dinner. it seems like I, Hillary from the 18/04/09 had been granted permission to have a boyfriend at the age of 16. wowee....its nothing short of a miracle, is it? also after the long part about halfies, my mum said she wanted PRETTY grandchildren. my first thought was 'isnt that a bit vain?' but then i realized that she was hinting something :S
christine reckons its a hint to drop outta school in year 10 and be a teenage mother. so now folks, thats my life plan! hahaha no, not really. or as georgia would say APRIL FOOLS!
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HAHAHAAHAHAH TEEENAGE MOTHER!
ReplyDeletewith hot halfie babies :)
yep, thats the way to go ;)
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